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• Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down.
  -- Collis P. Huntingdo...
• Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry up is not nailed down.
  -- Collis P. Huntingdon, railroad tycoo...
• Anything not nailed down is a baby's toy.
• Ferret toys: anything not nailed down. And some that are.
• If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.
• Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.