Feature: a desirable attribute of a program.
Bug: an undesireable attribute of a program
to be fixed in the near future.
Beature: an undesireable attribute of a program which
will not be fixed no matter how hard you beg.
Fug: a desirable attribute of a program which
has been repaired, thereby making a new bug.
Bug: an undesireable attribute of a program
to be fixed in the near future.
Beature: an undesireable attribute of a program which
will not be fixed no matter how hard you beg.
Fug: a desirable attribute of a program which
has been repaired, thereby making a new bug.
Related:
- Bug, n.:
An aspect of a computer program which exists because the
programmer was thinking about Jumbo Jacks or stock options when s/he
wrote the program.
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed... - Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Hanlon's... - Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately...
From the same category:
- Sin has many tools,
but a lie is the handle which fits them all... - Economy makes men
independent... - To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of
fools... - Your mode of life will be changed for the better because
of new developments... - Your situation is as precarious as
piled eggs...
