A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree."
But another, more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
And covered his pants leg with pee.
I am not I, I'm a tree."
But another, more sane,
Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!"
And covered his pants leg with pee.
Related:
- A beat schizophrenic said, "Me?
I am not I, I'm a tree."
But another,
more sane, Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" And covered... - I am schizophrenic,
and so am I... - I'm Not Schizophrenic,
And Neither Am I... - It is necessary for me to establish a winner image.
Therefore, I have to beat somebody. -- Richard M... - When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough;
I 've done my duty,
and I 've done no more. -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754)... - I am perfectly sane,
and so am I... - In fact,
I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time...
From the same category:
- Virgin, n.:
An ugly third grader... - A hard man is good
to find... - Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found
difficult and not tried.
G. K.... - History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion -
i.e., none to speak of. -- Lazarus... - Be prepared... that's the Boy Scout's solemn creed.
Be prepared... to be clean in word and deed. Don't...
