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• Republicans consume three-fourths of the rutabaga produced in this country.
  The remainder is thrown out....
• Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
  Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group....
• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwi
• We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves to be like other people. -- Arthur Schopenhaue
• Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre. -- Gail Godwi
• You will be thrown out of the sanitarium when your family refuses to pay.
• When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. COOLIDGE
• Tomorrow & tomorrow & tomorrow creeps in this rutabaga...