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• Announcer: Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen Belt.
  Scientists are recommending that necessary precautions be taken....
• Interference from lunar radiatio
• magnetic interference from money/credit card
• cellular telephone interference
• piezo-electric interference
• Interference between the keyboard and the chair.
• The search for the perfect martini is a fraud. The perfect martini is a belt of gin from the bottle
  anything else is the decadent trappings of civilization. -- T.K....
• Please Cooper, I do not suffer fools gladly and fools with badges, never.
  I want no interference from the hulking boob; is that clear?...
• mouse belt n. See rat belt.