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• Attack of the Tuxissa Virus What started out as a prank posting to comp.
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• AIDS /aydz/ n. Short for A* Infected Disk Syndrome (`A*' is a glob pattern that matche
  but is not limited to, Apple or Amiga), this condition is quite often the result of practicing unsafe SEX....
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• Virus error: A virus has been activated in a DOS session.
  The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again....
• Are you virus free? Be sure with URINALIS.EXE.
• Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box.
  The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again....
• You are the Virus. You have the power to Multiply.