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• Real software engineers work from 9 to 5, because that is the way the job is described in the formal spec.
  Working late would feel like using an undocumented external procedure....
• Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software.
• I work with User-Surly Software.
• Loving relationships work because there is no work.
• Of course it doesn't work. We've performed a software upgrade.
• Some people hack for fun, some because they want things their way, some don't because they can't, and some because they can't be bothered.
  Some can make anything work, some can but would rather not, and some could misconfigure a bowling ball....
• Software is mind work. Having the right frame of mind is essential.