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• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had only ten apostles.
• Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R U
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• What's the metric unit of pain? The Angstrom.
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  -- attributed to an IBM guy, about why IBM software uses so much memory...
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  Especially used for application and OS upgrades. This term is very common in the Windows/NT world....