because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day.
Related:
- What's the difference between a Lada and a Jehovah's Witness?
You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness... - Blackmail Error:
Send $200 to Bill Gates or your computer will get so... - I can jump spreadsheets.
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Bill... - The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT;
they are not Bill... - NT IS UNIX.
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Bill... - A body can work up a mean,
mean thirst after a day of doing nothing... - Lisa: Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately.
I got carried away with being popular. But,... - Bill Gates is a closet
OS/2 user... - Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her
liposuction...
From the same category:
- Second-system
effect... - static
... - The UPS doesn't have a battery
backup... - tachyon emissions
overloading the... - Repeated reboots of the system failed to
solve...
