It is against the law to ask a girl in a bikini for a date.

The law states that "no female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway
unless she is escorted by at least two officers of the law or unless she
be armed with a club". An amendment to the law says that "the provisions
of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor
to females exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."

Lexington - It is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Owensboro - it is against the law for a woman to buy a new hat without
her husband first trying it on.