According to state law, once your breath leaves your body, it is no longer
your property.

It is illegal to bathe in the winter.

Elkhart - it is against the law for a barber to threaten to cut off a youngster's
ears.

Gary - citizens are not allowed to attend a public theatre or ride in public
transportation within four hours of eating garlic.

South Bend - it is illegal for a monkey to smoke cigarettes.  Violators
are fined 25 dollars.