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• I never inhaled.
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Bill Clinton: the EDLIN of presidents.
• To Tell The Truth, by President Bill Clinto
• My Life Without Bill, by Roger Clinto
• Unshakable Principles I Live By, by Bill Clinto
• I thought you'd all like to hear about the potential candidates meeting with the Wizard of Oz.
  .. First, President Bush went to see the Wizard and said, "Everyone says I have no compassion or feelings, I wish to have a Heart"....
• Fifty million Americans said no to Walter Mondale four years ago," Senator Baker told the GOP convention.
  That's just political hype. It was only 49,618,685....
• I came up with this idea for a different kind of version of Fleetwood's Don't Stop, I thought it was fitting since Clinton and Gore played this song at their election party.
  > "Don't Stop" (real lyrics have "> >" before them) > > (original words by Christine McVie of Fleetwood Mac) > > If you wake up and don't want to smile, > If it takes just a little while, > Open your eyes and look at the day, > You'll see things in a different way....