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• Knock knock Who's there? Don Juan Don Juan who? I Don Juan to set the world on fire!
• Oh, no! Don Ho!
• There was a young fellow named Tucker Who, instructing a novice cock-sucker, Said, "Don`t bow out your lips Like an elephant's hips, The boys like it best when they pucker.
• Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!
• Ashes and keyb ards don mix!
• Merlin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.
  I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty....
• Q: What's the hardest key to turn? A: A don-key.
• Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
• Passwords -- We don' need no stinkin passwords.