Guys Who Have Never Checked Other Guys Out At Public Urinal
Thinnest Books in the World
Guys who Have Never Checked Other Guys Out at Public Urinals
People Who Should Be Phased Out (by George Carlin) ** Guy's who always harmonize the last few notes of "Happy Birthday.
** People over 40 who can't put on reading glasses without making self-conscious remarks about their advancing age....
Nice Guys Who Got To Be Preside
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the citizens of the United States of America
In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today....
One night at a bar in San Francisco, a sailor and marine, both on shore leave, started arguing about which service was better, who could drink more, who had the bigger dick, etc.
Well, needless to say, the bartender stepped in and said, "Okay, let's settle this once and for all...
A guy in a restaurant says to the waitress "I want a cup of coffee without cream.
The waitress comes back a few minutes later and says "I'm sorry, but we're all out of cream....
You know us Sysops, It's always the other guys fault ;-)
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear.
The bear noticed them, and started growling and generally getting really mean....
HOW GUYS THINK By Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize Winning Columnist From The Boston Sunday Globe
August 20, 1989 Today we're going to explore the mysterious topic of How Guys Think, which has baffled women in general, and the editors of Cosmopolitan magazine in particular, for thousands of years....
Dahmer's first comments to police: Come on guys, have a heart.
Why were many victims reluctant to go out with Jeff?...