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• AN AMERICAN, A FRENCHMAN, AND A POLOCK WERE RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS IN SEARCH OF A PLACE TO HIDE FROM A FIRING SQUAD IN HOT PURSUIT.
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• THE DEFINITION OF EGO An female elephant was having an awful time in the jungle because a horsefly kept biting her near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.
  She kept swinging her trunk, but the fly was far out of reach....
• Save a tree: Eat a beaver.
• Stolen Painting Found by Tree
• Purify the air: Grow a tree
• Save a Tree.... Eat a Beaver !!!!!!!!