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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise.
  The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsing all around....
• Only in America... Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
  .. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink....
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  Remove his mattress from his bed frame and line the frame with the plastic....
• When I was living in the dorms on campus, frequently someone with a car would offer to drive into town on a rainy day, to save a wet bike ride.
  There were always takers. I have a car, so I took many friends to the store, post office, or Bank....
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