Incorruptible Policemen
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- In Heaven: the cooks are French,
the policemen are English,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and the bankers are Swiss.
In Hell: the cooks are English, the policemen are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and the bankers are Italian.... - How many South African policemen does it take to break an egg? None. It fell down the stairs.
- In Heaven: the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and the bankers are Swiss.
- In Hell: the cooks are English, the policemen are German, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss and the bankers are Italian.
- why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen? They sell more tickets...hehehe
- A woman is zipping along the road at a very quick pace (i.
e. > 55) and she's pulled over by a cop. As the cop gets out of his car the woman "gets set" for her encounter by unbuttoning her blouse a bit, fixing her hair etc.... - Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures)
1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe?... - Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures)
1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe?... - Once there was a marine biologist who loved dolphins.
He spent his time trying to feed and protect his beloved creatures of the sea....
