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• How many South African policemen does it take to break an egg? None. It fell down the stairs.
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• Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures)
  1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe?...
• Three standard Peter Lax jokes (heard in his lectures)
  1. What's the contour integral around Western Europe?...
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