Q:" How many cryonicists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Four - One to ensure that the light bulb is certifiably dead, one to
perfuse it with cryoprotectants, one to slowly cool it to liquid
nitrogen temperature, and one to wait two hundred years for technology
to advance sufficiently to revive it....
How many cryonicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to ensure that the light bulb is certifiably dead, one to
perfuse it with cryoprotectants, one to slowly cool it to liquid
nitrogen temperature, and one to wait 200 years for technology to
advance sufficiently to revive it....
