Related:

• Quiet is what home would be without kids !!1!!
• Please... Don't try this tagline at home.
• A typical home has a TV set that is adjusted better than the kids.
• Remember Terry Anderson, HE hasn't come home ye
• Oh, no! Don Ho!
• A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids, and it has gadgets to do everything except make the payments.
• In our residence the lounge door can be locked (or unlocked) by any room key from the floor.
  You can also remove the handles from a door (ie the lock comes too) and switch the handles....
• How many bankers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination....
• Is Don Adams mad? (A nod.) Si!