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• hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
• Ouch! My ear! Why are you screaming? Turn off capslock, please.
• Worf: Shoot it. Picard: Let's talk to it. Rike
  Screw it. Data: I do not understand it. Geordi...
• call up any type of place that is large enough to have to page to locate a customer.
  .... Ask for Michael Hunt (then say everyone calls him Mike) over the paging speake...
• Where's the bow key to match my arrow keys?
• My mouth doesn't seem to have a backspace key ...
• I'm trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately?
• What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
• Bash any key, and put this puppy out of my wife's misery.