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• Female logic... A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north.
  The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read....
• A man goes to the doctor and says: - Doc, I would like to live very long.
  What should I do? - I think that is a wise decision....
• Bill hadn't been feeling very well lately, so he went to see his doctor.
  After running several tests, the doctor had the bad fortune of telling Bill the results....
• Ella McPherson was a little naive about the ways of the world, and found that eventually she had to attend a gynecologist.
  The conversation went something like this... EM: Hi doc, I've never been to gynecologist before and I must admit that I am a little apprehensive....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• It had to happen sooner or later. Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony.
  Doctor Green came over to see him. "Dobbins," he said, "What an honor....