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• Not drunk is he who from the floor, Can rise alone and still drink more.
  But drunk is he who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise!...
• Those who do not understand history shall repeat it.
• Why don't Italians eat fleas They can't get their legs apart.
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• The BBS that never sleeps.
• Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie.
• Rust never sleeps!
• Commandments of Helicopter Flying. 1. He who inspecteth not his aircraft giveth his angels cause to concern him.
  2. Hallowed is thy airflow across thy disc restoring thine Translational Lift....
• All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles?