When you wish upon a star... it turns into a plane.
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- The Airplane Law:
When the plane you are on is late,
the plane you want to transfer to is on time... - Two men were walking in the park when they came upon this dog that had bent
itself into a weird position and was licking its balls.
One man said, "Gee! I wish I could do that." The other... - Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to
listen... - Q. When is it much better to be a women than a men ?
A. When you are in the lavatory and the plane hits... - Two hunters hire a small plane to take them to a remote area of Canada.
Upon dropping off the hunters, the pilot tells them... - The space shuttle may be progress,
but when other airlines cancel flights at least they...
