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• When in Poland do as Poles do.
• When in doubt, do as the doubters do.
• When nothing else will do.
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• To do is to be.
• To be is to do.
• Medical Terminology for the Layman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Artery -- The study of fine paintings Barium -- What you do when CPR fails Caesarean Section -- A district in Rome Colic -- A sheep dog Coma -- A punctuation mark Congenital -- Friendly Dilate -- To live longer Fester -- Quicker G.