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• Look. Up in the sky. It's a bird...It's a bird!
• Get up in the sky where they can't find you.
• The Cow What do you call a cow with two legs? lean beef.
• The Cow What do you call a cow with no legs- ground beef.
• What's white, spotted, and gooey and rains down from the sky? The Coming of the Lord.
• Q: What is the first derivative of a cow? A: Prime Rib!
• So the farmer took the son aside and told him to go watch the bull and let him know when he serviced the white cow.
  (Only he did not say serviced.) "But son when you come back tell me the bull 'surprised' the white cow, and I'll know what you mean....
• Pole #1: "Hey. look at the dead bird." Pole #2, looking up in the sky: "Where?
• Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled Milk.