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• Those were the good old days?
• And WHAT were those mistakes my parents made?
• This joke has been done 50 (yes, 50) years ago by my father-in-law.
  First, a little background: He lived in a small village, north-west of Quebec City along the St-Laurent river....
• Stupid People... Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".
  That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything....
• My favourite practical joke involves on of those long line-ups for tickets to a concert or something.
  First you go to the front of the line and then walk the entire length, looking over everyone as if you were trying to find a friend....
• Friend of mine walking was supposed to meet a friend in a seedy joint.
  Went in, and there were a bunch of guys (including my friend's friend) shooting up and passing around the needle....
• Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off.
  ..one jumped up and headed for the door...his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!...
• This tagline is dedicated to my bird friend..
• A good friend is a gift. 1. In kindergarten, your idea of a good friend was the one who let you have the red crayon, when all that was left was the ugly black one.
  2. In first grade your idea of a good friend was the person who went to the bathroom with you and held your hand as you walked through the scary halls....