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• The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
• Good WHAT? really is the way to a Lady's hea
• Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
• At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients.
  The doctor tells the intern ``This man in 305 is going to die in six months....
• Into your heart it will creep.
• On his honeymoon, an elderly man turned to his young bride, complaining, &quo
  Darling, you're gonna kill me. How can I tell if I'm having an or**sm or a heart attack?...
• A Happy Heart is like Good Medicine
• A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.
• Absense makes the heart go yonder.