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• Why are camels known as "Ships of the Desert"? - They're always full of Iraqi Se(a)men.
• I knew this eccentric Frenchman who raises carp in the south of France.
  When the carp are full grown, he catches them, skins them, and makes men's wallets out of the skins....
• Excuses: I'm too full.
• Happiness is a full backup.
• Life is full of undocumented features!
• My God .... it's full of stars!
• Reality-meter: Empty[\.....]Full
• TACT : a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
• The rivers are full of crocodile nastie