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• Lets get mystical
• Q: Did you hear what the condemned golfer's last words to the hangman were?
  A: "Mind if I have a few practice swings?...
• A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice
  DIG ! He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks....
• The defendent who pleads their own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.
  ---- These two guys, George and Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean....
• Jesus and Moses are sitting around Heaven one day, bored.
  Waddya wanna do today, Moses?" Jesus asks. "I don't know," Moses replies....
• Al lets Della call Ed Stella.
• A nun is undressing for a bath and while she's standing naked there's a knock at the door.
  The nun calls: "Who is it?" a voice answers: "A blind man"....
• Did you know, that just a few years ago, C Everett Koop was a `3-pack a day' man?
  That's a lot of condoms!...