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• THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
  Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
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  Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species....
• Use tact........you fathead!
• TACT : a mutual agreement to be full of s**t!
• The KKK Manual Of Tact And Etiquette.
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