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  One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far....
• Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
  I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
• Mother's Always Know! John invited his mother over for dinner.
  During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was....
• Mothers Always Know... John invited his mother over for dinner.
  During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• Why is the word abbreviation so long?
• Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online.
  I've heard it is the best online service I can get....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....
• Joe Biden writes these quotes down...I wonder why?