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• General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, sheesh!
• No?! Some people still read mail a packet at a time?!
• Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
• Some people drive as if turn signals were an option.
• When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.
• ALL kids are SPECIAL KIDS !!!!!!
• I was once in a nice family-style restaurant when I observed some kids supergluing the dishes to the table.
  They also attached the silverware, napkins, salt, pepper, etc....
• Mr. Reagan wants NASA to choose a teacher as the first "citizen passenger" in space.
  If it's a one-way trip, our kids have some suggestions....