A Bird In The Hand Is Dead.
A bird in the hand is dead.
A hand in the bush beats two on the bird
A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand!
A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand.
A bird in the hand's better than one overhead
Pole #1: "Hey. look at the dead bird." Pole #2, looking up in the sky: "Where?