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• Old age is not for sissies...
• Old age = you + 20 years.
• A Little Radiation Only Bothers Sissies!
• Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
• Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
• Q: How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age? A: Tell him a joke when he's young.
• Real quotations from women about women The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
  -Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs....
• Q: What is the first warning sign of old age? A
  When you've been in bed all night with a woman and the dawn comes, but you haven't....