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• I've fallen but the stupid button doesn't WORK!
• Finally get an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
  Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on....
• I've fallen! And I don't care!
• I've fallen and I need Stand Up.
• I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once!
• I've fallen! And I can't reach my BEER!
• Scotty, I've fallen, and I can't beam up!
• I've fallen, and I can't get up.
• ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA Back into the fray. Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my vacation.
  Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out into another fiscal front, let’s get those shoulders back, chests out, stomachs in and tongues in cheek....