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• If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
• When the going gets weird, the weird travels.
• When the going gets weird the weird turns Pro
• From News of the Weird, May 31, 1997: In Decembe
  he Canadian Defense Department issued a 17- page set of guidelines for manufacturers who wish to compete for new contracts to supply underwear to the military....
• It's STILL not weird enough for me!!!
• Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up.
• Nothing can be made foolproof, as fools are so ingenious.