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• Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread.
• Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" "Oh dear, now the chef has no meat to put in your entree!
  "You mean that you didn't order the Chef's Surprise soup, sir?...
• If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft... Patro
  Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support....
• Break open your piggy bank & attend a Trek convention!
• Go! And never darken my towels again!" --Groucho Marx, "Duck Soup".
• Come back baby, rock and roll never forge
• Some notes on friends: 1) You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!
  2) You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't roll your friends into little green balls!...
• Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!