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• The Jargon Jungle Hacking Through the Jargon Jungle -------------------------------------------------- When I went to college in the 1980'
  I heard a lot of words like "data input" and "beta version....
• Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism.
• No input .. No output .. NO CARRIER
• It helps if you plug it in.
• E-MAIL SURVIVAL GUIDE AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned AISI As I See It ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor ANFAWFOWS And Now For A Word From Our WEB Sponsor AOL Assholes On Line ASAP As Soon As Possible ASAFP As Soon As Friggin Possible AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again B4 Before BCNU Be Seeing You BK Bo Knows BNF Big Name Fan BOT Back On Topic BT Byte This!
  BTW By The Way BTWBO Be There With Bells On CIAO Goodbye CIS CompuServe Information Service CMF Count My Fingers!...
• YOU KNOW YOU NEED AN UPGRADE... when Microsoft tech support picks up the phone before Windows 95 finishes booting when you call tech support and they say your version of software has been obsolete for 5 years when that bright idea you had of pounding a 3-1/4" disk thin so it'll fit in the 5-1/4" slot didn't quite work when the bad blocks on your disk outnumber the good ones if your PC is big enough to use as an end table if it's so old that you can't even find a nonprofit organization that will take it as a donation when you can no longer find those special metallic cassette tapes when everyone's raving about hooking their computers up to the television and you'd never used any other kind of monitor hey
  I'm NOT upgrading my VIC 20, OK?!!! when your calculator has more RAM than your computer when your watch has more RAM than your computer when you realize that they don't use tapes anymore when it takes a Chevy pickup to haul your disk drive away when you're getting bored of those stupid Atari games like Frogger when your computer doesn't give you "nice" system errors like "Bad Command or file name" and instead formats your hard drive when you're getting tired of typing in ones and zeros when your abacus gets termites when "Solitaire" only has enough memory to use half the deck when you get the error message "Don't open so many goddam Windows at once!...
• I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
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