My Cow Died So I Don't Need Your Bull Anymore.
My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore.
My cow died, so I don't need your bull anymore.
A rancher owned 900 cows and three bulls. The biggest bull had 500 cows, the middle bull 300 and the smallest had 100.
One day they overheard the rancher talking about getting a new bull....
Buying A Bull Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble....
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A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull.
I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree", sighed the pheasant, "but I haven"t got the energy"....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
There were three dogs sitting at the pound and each had an interesting story about why they were there and what they thought would happen to them.
Pit-Bull: The family next door had a nine month old baby and it was always crying - crying so much it was driving its parents crazy, driving my owner crazy, driving ME crazy - everyone!...
From: suhre@trwrb.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre) Subjec
Brown Cow, White Cow Date: 27 Jun 88 19:17:31 GMT There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred....
Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!