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  This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red....
• Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
  This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red....
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  This widow had a grown up daughter Who had hair of red....
• As the cowboy swung down into the narrow ravine, he saw a thin wisp of smoke ahead.
  Going cautiously along the trail, he came into a clearing where the remains of a burning wagon met his gaze....