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• Stupid People shouldn't breathe
• If you can't make it good, make it big.
• AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.
  You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again....
• History has the relation to truth that theology has to religion - i.
  e. none to speak of. -- Lazarus Long "If God wanted us to have a president, He would have sent us a candidate....
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
• Politicians "The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid move
  only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing....