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• I heard that they were going to move Texas A&M to Canada.
  ...... They say that it will raise the average IQ of both countries....
• M R ducks M R not M R too C M wangs L I B M R ducks!
• ASCii, ASCii... Ah downhill ski!!!
• IBM - (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable.
• I-M-4-U, S-I-M, S-I-M, G-I-1-2-B-4-U-4-F-R, N-F-R
• KEEPING MY PACKED POWDER DRY Skiing. I could think of no good reason to go back up there.
  I didn’t have to deplete last week’s discretionary funds or risk humiliation, broken limbs and frostbite to pay the mortgage, re-stock the refrigerator or tune-up the truck....
• When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a witch, and by coincidence, another room mate had a key to his room.
  One night the witch room mate returned to find that all six calendars in his room were set to October, and there was a pentagram of pencils on his desk....
• I like being single.I'm always there when I need me.
• A@R@ R N@R@ I ! D@R@ M/Û\A@R@ ó ò