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• Creditors have much better memories than debtors.
• Sex is like wine, it gets better with age!
• It takes a long time to grow an old friend.
• My mind is fine but my forgetter is better.
• And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
• Sailors leave memories in every port!
• Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
  One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four"....
• Things to do When Bored -Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog.
  ..see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Scare Stephen King -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Play Pat Boone records backwards -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Buff your cat -Race ferrets -Paint your house....
• Old memories never die...they just haunt you!