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• #include <disclaimer.h>
• #include <mandatory_cute_tagline>
• ONLINE? Hit <ALT+H> for a quick I.Q. Test!
• Are you online? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Test.
• ONLINE ? Good! Hit <ALT-H> to take the I.Q. Te
• There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around.
  A very stupid policeman was filling out a form telling where the parts were....
• Heard from a friend whose friend "actually" saw it happen.
  There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around....