Related:

• Tuna nu
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• One Liners If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer....
•  Mighty Mouse will save the day...... 
• A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
  ..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
• 82 There was a young man with a prick Which into his wife he would stick Every morning and night If it stood up all right -- Not a very remarkable trick.
• Deciding that they needed a few hours of vacation from Heaven, God and Jesus went down to earth to play some golf.
  Going into the last hole, which was a difficult par 5, they are par for par....
• Politically Correct Santa 'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck.
  ... How to live in a world that's politically correct?...