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• Where did that watermelon come from?
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
• Where do baby elephants come from? REALLY BIG storks.
• Baby stork, "Mama, where did I come from?
• Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought i
• Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'
• Heard from a friend whose friend "actually" saw it happen.
  There was a terrible auto accident, with body parts lying around....
• An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
  They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....