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• GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it!
• Sorry guys, but there is now definitive, undeniable proof that Elvis is, indeed, dead.
  He was registered to vote in Chicago....
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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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• Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
• Irv Kupcinet: "What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive?
• You have to wonder about any period in history in which people are saying that God is dead and Elvis is alive.