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• Tag, tag, tag... All you ever do is tag.
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• This tag does not count. Please do not read it.
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• Note: If answer to last question begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised* What do you want to be IF you grow up?
  I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse....
• How do you attach a tag line so it'll stay?
• Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not.
  Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?...