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• Real computer users used core!
• Real computer users do it on the command line.
• Q: What do you do in case of fallout? A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
• Q: What do you do in the event of fallout? A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes.
• What do you do in case of fallout? Put it back in and take shorter strokes!
• THE POWER USER'S GUIDE TO POWER USERS Power Users never read their software manual
  instead they get petty cash from their secretaries and use it to buy books which contain the phrase "Power User" on the cover....
• NOTICE TO USERS The Water Closet Site Administrator (WCSITADMIN) for this commode equipment unit has elected a Most Recently Used (MRU) protocol with regard to the seat placement for the equipments at this site.
  All users are requested to make determination as to their gender and intended use before attempting to use these equipments....
• The Jargon Jungle Hacking Through the Jargon Jungle -------------------------------------------------- When I went to college in the 1980'
  I heard a lot of words like "data input" and "beta version....