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• Yes, the Python works; my Volvo has never been stolen.
• Yes, the lizard works; my Volvo has never been stolen.
• It Works For Me!
• A great trick I have gotten away with many a time requires a little preparation, simply to go to the grocery and get a few packages of Kool-Aid.
  Then while your 'prey' is away, simply spread it nice and liberally into his bed, best if done in stripes, to leave his body in different colors....
• This is a very simple trick, but you'd be surprised just how effective it is.
  When the victim is sleeping, make a shallow paper tray and scotch tape it to his door AND to the door frame near the knob....
• What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or tweet.
• Hey! This Really Works!
• If it works, Don't fix it.
• If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.